I think if someone did this for me I’d cry with happiness and then ask them to marry me and let me love them forever.
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DIY Lipstick with Crayons!
I’m totally trying this! Great for girls who want to wear weird colors!
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I dunno… I still think little kids are evil and dangerous no matter how you raise them. Frankly, they scare me and I’m not opposed to banning children across the world outright. Maybe we should just stick to cats and dogs after all, they’re much safer, more loyal, less expensive and just all around better.
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nature is beautiful & powerful
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THIS IS SERIOUSLY A SALAD DRESSING COMMERCIAL
WHAT ARE YOU REALLY TRYING TO SELL
Oh man I love salad!
can he be included
HE DOESN’T EVEN HAVE ON PANTSFINALLY a commercial that sexualizes MEN for a change!
Where is the salad? Is he going to put salad dressing on that chicken? WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?!
(Source: fweecarter)
I didn’t know Siri did this, but I was just seeing what she would say, this is really great actually. This makes me happy
this is fucking awesome
Holy jesus it does! Bless you siri you little saint. If you say no he even goes on to bring up a map to your nearest centre!
Wow it really does!
HAHAHAHAHA!
If this were a real thing, I would be doing it right now.
Huh, that seems like a very useful tutorial. But… Does it work with women? It would be really useful for crossplaying.
Let’s give it a try. Fortunately, I have some spare “Man Soap” with me.
I can’t wait a full minute-!! It tingles too much-!
Huh… A nice stubble. That’s what I get for cleaning too soon…
But I can always try adding a package FULL OF BACON~! I wonder if that will have any effects really…
HOLY MOTHER OF ODIN-
(Source: serski, via stethestampede)
This was the most realistic and saddest thing I’ve ever seen in a kids movie.
They didn’t use any words through this sequence, and you still knew exactly what was going on and it was a hundred times more powerful for that silence.
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