All The Pretty Things

Question Time   23. Female. Baffled.

Everything Comes Gradually At Its Appointed Hour.

Fashion. Photography. Art. Tattoos. Anime. Sex... These are all hobbies of mine <3

felicefawn:

I think if someone did this for me I’d cry with happiness and then ask them to marry me and let me love them forever.

felicefawn:

I think if someone did this for me I’d cry with happiness and then ask them to marry me and let me love them forever.

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— 3 hours ago with 30174 notes

alicasanova:

DIY Lipstick with Crayons!

I’m totally trying this! Great for girls who want to wear weird colors!

— 1 day ago with 39 notes
captawesomesauce:

I dunno… I still think little kids are evil and dangerous no matter how you raise them. Frankly, they scare me and I’m not opposed to banning children across the world outright. Maybe we should just stick to cats and dogs after all, they’re much safer, more loyal, less expensive and just all around better.

captawesomesauce:

I dunno… I still think little kids are evil and dangerous no matter how you raise them. Frankly, they scare me and I’m not opposed to banning children across the world outright. Maybe we should just stick to cats and dogs after all, they’re much safer, more loyal, less expensive and just all around better.

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— 1 day ago with 96844 notes

mortisia:

viα terra-mater15 amazing things in nature you won’t believe actually exist | Source

nature is beautiful & powerful 

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— 1 day ago with 312486 notes

lunatrash:

elisetheawesome:

glorifi3d:

kaleidoeyez:

mommalikey:

darnni:

THIS IS SERIOUSLY A SALAD DRESSING COMMERCIAL

WHAT ARE YOU REALLY TRYING TO SELL

Oh man I love salad!

can he be included

HE DOESN’T EVEN HAVE ON PANTS

FINALLY a commercial that sexualizes MEN for a change!

Where is the salad? Is he going to put salad dressing on that chicken? WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?!

(Source: fweecarter)

— 1 day ago with 157207 notes
stethestampede:

a-suicidal-boy:

wallflowersandunicorns:

I didn’t know Siri did this, but I was just seeing what she would say, this is really great actually. This makes me happy

this is fucking awesome 


Holy jesus it does! Bless you siri you little saint. If you say no he even goes on to bring up a map to your nearest centre!

Wow it really does!

stethestampede:

a-suicidal-boy:

wallflowersandunicorns:

I didn’t know Siri did this, but I was just seeing what she would say, this is really great actually. This makes me happy

this is fucking awesome 

Holy jesus it does! Bless you siri you little saint. If you say no he even goes on to bring up a map to your nearest centre!

Wow it really does!

— 1 day ago with 20137 notes

biacomcafe:

theravenandthesun:

HAHAHAHAHA!

If this were a real thing, I would be doing it right now.

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Huh, that seems like a very useful tutorial. But… Does it work with women? It would be really useful for crossplaying.

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Let’s give it a try. Fortunately, I have some spare “Man Soap” with me.

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I can’t wait a full minute-!! It tingles too much-!

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Huh… A nice stubble. That’s what I get for cleaning too soon…

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But I can always try adding a package FULL OF BACON~! I wonder if that will have any effects really…

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HOLY MOTHER OF ODIN-

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— 2 days ago with 88734 notes
linzthenerd:

ineedthesandandthewaves:

This was the most realistic and saddest thing I’ve ever seen in a kids movie.

They didn’t use any words through this sequence, and you still knew exactly what was going on and it was a hundred times more powerful for that silence.

linzthenerd:

ineedthesandandthewaves:

This was the most realistic and saddest thing I’ve ever seen in a kids movie.

They didn’t use any words through this sequence, and you still knew exactly what was going on and it was a hundred times more powerful for that silence.

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— 3 days ago with 326603 notes